Amon Amarth-Berserker

My love for you is like a truck! BERSERKER!!

Would you like to making fuck?! BERSERKER!!

Yeah, that’s the first thing that popped into my head when I saw Amon Amarth’s new album was entitled Berserker.  Johan.  Bubby.  You realize that you’re going to lose some points in my review if you come out with an album called Berserker and you don’t even try to come up with a cover song of the Berserker song from Clerks.  I mean, seriously.  Would you like to suck my cock?! BERSERKER!!  How is this not included on this album?  Missed opportunity.  If Vikings possess the ability to feel shame, I certainly hope the lot of you feel it in spades.

At any rate, Amon Amarth has a new album.  And there are Vikings.  And there is Thor and his hammer.  And there is standing side by side with your brothers in the face of insurmountable odds.  And there is pillaging.  And there is glory.  And there is glorious death.  And there is also some mutant blood-thirsty uber-Viking called a Berserker.

So, you know, an Amon Amarth album.

This one doesn’t stray too far from Amon Amarth’s typical formula.  They are kind of becoming the AC/DC of the death metal world.  No real surprises, but what they do, they do really, really well.  This one isn’t at the top of the Amon Amarth catalog, but isn’t at the bottom either.  It’s just a typical album from these gnarly and hairy Swedes.  I will say, in addition to being upset with no Clerk’s Berserker rendition, I’m also a little bit disappointed in what really seems like a bit of plagiarizing of the main riff of Scorpions Sail of Charon during the chorus of Shield Wall.   I mean, nobody caught that in the studio before sending this off to get mastered.  Not good, man.  I’m going to have to dock you points for that as well.

3.5 flip flops out of 5

 

Lord Dying-Mysterium Tremendum

I’ll just come right out and admit it.  I discounted Lord Dying in the past.  Hell, I think I was even downright dismissive of their earlier work.  Sometimes that happens.  When you listen to a shitload of new music, you try to sift through the sheer mass of releases and try to find the few gems.  In the process, you may listen to a snippet of songs here and there and make a snap judgment on a band before giving them a fair shake.  After listening to Lord Dying’s latest, I think I may have missed the boat on these guys.

This is one of the richest and most lush albums to come out this year.  There are layers of originality and creativity at play here.  You’ve got touches of grunge, touches of stoner, touches of sludge and it’s all just woven together expertly into this amazing amalgam of awesomeness that is truly inspiring and infectious.  I especially love the combination of harsh vocals with some downright clean Beatle-esque clean harmonies.  These latter vocals were really unexpected and result in a really classy touch to their sound.  In addition, this album is just ordered perfectly with one song seamlessly blending into the next.  The entire album just feels like a cohesive whole rather than a collection of separate ideas.  It’s an “album” album rather than just a collection of songs, if you will.

Seriously.  Huge props to the hairy men of Lord Dying.  This is one in which you should be proud.  I, for one, am now about to revisit your earlier material.

4.5 flip flops out of 5

Fractal Universe-Rhizomes of Insanity

I think the neatest thing I just learned about this band is that they hail from Nancy, France.  Say it out loud.  It’s fun.  Nancy, France.

So you’ve got a tight little death metal outfit from France on album number two for their career.  I guess the normal inclination would be to compare these guys to fellow countrymen, Gojira.  Well, that was just be downright lazy.  These guys don’t sound anything like Gojira.  These guys are more in line with the massive amount of other slickly-produced technical death metal bands going today.  The sound is so polished on this thing that it is damn near sanitized.  And I think that’s honestly my biggest complaint here.  It’s too clean.  There’s just no rough edges at all and the whole thing just feels like it has been manufactured in a lab.  The talent in the band can’t really be denied.  It’s professional and delivered in a supremely talented fashion.  But, like a lot of bands that trade in this sub-genre, I just wasn’t left with anything to really hang onto after a couple of listens.  Memorability.  That’s really the one thing that this one lacks.  An hour after listening to it I honestly couldn’t really remember anything concrete from what I heard.  No tracks infectiously wormed their way into my brain.

Nancy, France.

3 flip flops out of 5

Dead To a Dying World-Elegy

I really wanted to like this record a hell of a lot more than I actually do.  The first snippet I heard sounded like some really cool atmospheric black metal awesomeness.  Combining that initial impression with the cover art on this thing and the fact that these are fellow Texans, well, my anticipation was fairly hopeful for this one.

Well, the album isn’t bad, but it doesn’t really soar like I had hoped either.  What you’ve ultimately got here is a combination of black and pagan/folk metal.  It feels like many of the songs have a very bifurcated nature in that the black metal portions and the folk metal segments feel more like separate interludes within the same song.  In a way, this separateness hampered the cohesion and flow of the album as a whole.  There are some promising moments contained herein and I think the band has some good ideas and a unique take on metal.  I’m hopeful that in the future their sound comes together a little more and delivers on the promise suggested here.  It’s just that they aren’t quite there yet on Elegy.

3 flip flops out of 5

Allegaeon-Apoptosis

Wow!  Man, I have been waiting for an album to simply lay me out flat and it has finally arrived.  We’ve had some decent releases up to this point in 2019, but none have really come close to reaching to pinnacle of metal nirvana.

Allegaeon is one member of what I consider the Big 3 of technical death metal (the other two being Rivers of Nihil and Black Crown Initiate).  These three bands have been crucial in me not completely losing faith in technical death metal as a sub-genre.  All three bands can blow any other band off of the stage simply on pure technical ability alone.  However, all three bands manage to carefully balance that thin line between self-indulgent musical wankery and using their technical prowess to further the goal of creating memorable music.

Now, last year, we saw Rivers of Nihil go completely off the map in trying a completely new direction (Prog!) and new sounds (Saxophone!) in their attempt to stave off complacency and stagnation.  Allegaeon has not gone to such lengths on Apoptosis.  Apoptosis feels more like a regathering of strength and a distillation of everything that makes this band amazing.  I felt like their last album, Proponent For Sentience, had a little too much focus on the technical aspect of things and, as a result, the album had a very sanitized feel.  It was good, but it wasn’t as memorable as Elements of the Infinite.  Apoptosis almost feels like a step backwards in a way in that it reminds me of all of the good things about Elements, but it just expounds and expands on those concepts.  Greg Burgess and Michael Stancel continue to amaze as one of the great guitar tandems of the 2010s.  Vocalist Riley McShane seems to be more comfortable in his role as frontman in this his second album at the helm.  He showed his clean delivery on their earlier cover of Rush’s Subdivisions and he brings some of these clean vocals to some of Allegaeon’s original songs this time around.  It brings just another element of diversity to the band’s sound.

This one is a banger from beginning to end and will probably end up on a few year-end lists.  All Hail Science, indeed!

4.5 flip flops out of 5

Wormwitch-Heaven That Dwells Within

Medieval Myth & Magic from the Great Wight North.  This is the manner in which the band describes itself on their Facebook page.  I had to look Wormwitch up on the interwebs because I honestly didn’t know anything about these guys before hearing this album.  Fantasy nerds from Canada blasting out some blackened encrusted death metal.  I can get down with that.  This one is different in that Wormwitch really feels like a rock ‘n roll band at heart and they have just added the black and death metal elements as some extra spice to the cauldron.  They kind of remind me of another really underground band from England called Ancient Ascendant, who just recently called it quits as a band.  I think Wormwitch is going to help fill the void left by those guys.

4 flip flops out of 5

Exumer-Hostile Defiance

Every time I come across this band, in my mind I scream in my best Halford voice, “Stand by for Exumer!!”  I don’t know why.  It makes no sense.  But that’s where my brain goes for some reason.

Exumer is one of these thrash bands that had a really short run with a couple of albums in the mid-to-late 80s and then went away.  And then they magically reappeared with a new album in 2012.  I have no idea what went on during the long hiatus or what ultimately brought a couple of the original players back together to reignite the old band and proceed with their career.  We’re on album number three since their reunion and the band is just clicking on all cylinders.  Hostile Defiance is a tight, no-frills thrash record.  Riffs for days on this one.  This damn thing would have fit right in during the formative years of thrash when this band was first starting out.  I, for one, am happy that the metal blood never truly went out for these guys because a nice solid thrash album is always appreciated in this corner of the universe.

3.5 flip flops out of 5